The following was copied from Huncheng's blog. It's damn funny





I remember about this phone call I received on Wednesday :

A Philippine person called my house and she says about Prudential and Retirement thingy, I was like.. HUH?! I'm just a teenager O_O .. Then she continues on, I couldn't understand her english accent, so I told her that I'm busy, call back next time. She can't get me is it?! I said that I'm busy, call back next time! She continues on .. Haizz .. So I just *cooperate* with her .. Her accent is quite kind of a high class, so I act low class ..

Caller : May I speak to *an unknown name*? I'm Philippino, I'm calling from Prudential.

Me : Huh? *Pass phone to my maid* ..

Caller : Hello, may I speak to *unknown name*.. I'm from Philippine, I'm calling from Prudential.

My Maid : I'm from Philippines, who? who? *Speaks in her own language*

Caller : *talking rubbish*

My Maid : *Pass me back the phone and said* .. I don't know what she is talking about..

Me : *Take the phone*

Caller : Hello, I'm from Philippine, I'm calling from Prudential about retirement. Do you have the time?

Me : No. (Straightforward) ..

Caller : Oh, it's ok. We can help you make an appointment on the date when you are free.

Me : I got no time. Can you call back next time?

Caller : Don't worry, when you are free we can make an appointment for you. We are Prudential. *Continues on ranting* RETIREMENT ..

Me : I don't have a job.

Caller : Oh, it's still ok. We can help you book an appointment. -*blah blah blah*-

Me : I'm just a teenager.

Caller : Oh sorry about that.

Me : *HAHA, stupid, she knows that she wasted 15mins of her lifetime on me already*

Caller : What about your parents? Can you get them on the phone?

Me : They are working.

Caller : Can you give me their phone number?

Me : It's confidential, I need to ask them first.

Caller : Oh ok, we will call back again, thank you for your time.

Me : *KUP without saying byebye* ..

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PART 2

Friday around the same time, I received a phone call and it's that Prudential thingy again from that Philippine !

Caller : *Repeat the same whole thing, act as if she called the wrong number* Hello, we are calling from Prudential ..

Me : Orh .. (Wah lan, it's you again)

Caller : Are you free, can I take your time?

Me : Very free :D .. (Actually I'm very busy and I know I can't chase her off, so it's useless)

Caller : We are regarding about retirement, will you be free to make an appointment and come down to our office?

Me : Oh nono, I'm busy but I can give you a date for the appointment.
I'm free on Feb 29th, 2pm.

Caller : Thank you for the appointment. (Taken down the appointment date without noticing that there is no Feb 29th, A Leap Year this year! HAHAHAHAHA) ..

Caller : I would like to explain about this retirement *thingy* .. May I know what is your name?

Me : Cicifius Elbenfyeon

Caller : CiciFUS ElBYEONFYUN

Me : NoNo, is Cicifius Elbenfyeon.

Caller : CiciFUSE ElbenFON

Me : NO! It's Cicifius Elbenfyeon.

Caller : Oh, hello Mr Cicifius. I would like to explain to you about the retirement. (Finally correct at the first name)

Me : Hello and I'm not working, I'm just a boy.

Caller : HUH?! Sorry, you are just a boy? (HAHA, she wasted another 30mins of her lifetime on me) ..

Me : Yes, I'm just 14 (: (I'm 19 actually) ..

Caller : Sorry about that. (She needs to erase all the appointment thingy etc..)

Caller : May I speak to your parents?

Me : They are not around already.

Caller : When will they be back?

Me : I don't know. T.T .. *Sniff* .. (Acting) ..

Caller : I beg your pardon?

Me : They... they.. *gonna burst out laughing* .. they .................... they DIE already....

Caller : Sorry, what?!

Me : They... they .. *sniff sniff* .. they............ they DIE already .. *SNIFF* .. They died yesterday when they were coming back from work..

Caller : I'm sorry about that. Thank you for your time ~

Me : *KUP the phone and burst out laughing like MAD* ..

END !o Friday post down there..