life and death humour

the god and the boy

Boy : God,how long is a million years?
God : In my theological frame work, about a minute
Boy : how much is a million dollars?
God : A million dollars is like a 50 cent coin to me
Boy : God, can i have 50 cents?
God : I am busy now. would you give me a minute?


the undertaker

An undertaker made a mistake by engraving the wrong name on the tombstone of a deceased.
The family of the deceased of course rejected it.
The next day,the undertaker put up an advertisement in the papers:
"For sale: One tombstone already engraved .Great bargain for family.
Name on tombstone: Roger Lim."

Beethoven

Two days after Beethoven passed away a man passing by the cemetry heard some strange noises coming from Beethoven's grave.
Soon, a crowd formed and among them was a musician.
The musician listened intently for a moment and remarked,
"Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."
He listened for another minute and said,
"There's the Eight Symphony, and it's backwards too."
As the musician kept on listening, he discovered that the Seventh symphony, the Sixth, and then the Fifth... and so on was also played successively."
Suddenly, he realised what was happening and boldly announce to the crowd :
"My dear friends, there's nothing to be concerned about.
What is really happening is that Beethoven is decomposing